"The Tao of Bluke" is the first segment of the ninth episode of season three of The Weekenders and the 58th episode of the series. It premiered on November 4, 2001, on UPN with "An Experimental Weekend".
- Grey DeLisle as Lor MacQuarrie
- Kisa Kaplan as Ms. Tonitini
- Phil LaMarr as Carver Descartes
- Jason Marsden as Tino Tonitini
- Kath Soucie as Tish Katsufrakis