"Secret Admirer" is the first segment of the fourth episode of season three of The Weekenders and the 48th episode of the series. It premiered on September 30, 2001, on UPN with "The Lone Wolves Club".
- Grey DeLisle as Lor MacQuarrie
- Kisa Kaplan as Ms. Tonitini
- Phil LaMarr as Carver Descartes
- Jason Marsden as Tino Tonitini
- Kath Soucie as Tish Katsufrakis